This valentines Day card speaks for our generation
One day, you’ll just be a memory to some people. Do your best to be a good one.
for some reason nobody talks about the buttchairs at my uni
i think we should definitely talk about the buttchairs at your uni
these fucking chairs have better butts that i do what the fuck????
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
this is painful
I feel this so much
i am him. we are one.
hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me